Hello! I've been doing Common Lisp related work intensively for 10+ years.

PSA: Zach Beane is a dangerous SOCIOPATH,
and he is DESTROYING the Common Lisp community.
Learn More (April 2018)
Learn Even More (September 2018)


  1. As of 11 december 2018, my 5 new libraries are now available in Quicklisp.

    (Sorry for not updating the site sooner.)

    Happy New Year! I have tons of great libraries coming up for you in 2019!

  2. Released its 1.0, definitely my most innovative and "hilarious" ready-to-use library yet!
    And it's super useful and intuitive to boot!

  3. I'm releasing definitions-systems 1.0, my first new ready-to-use library after a 5 years hiatus!

    I've been wanting to complete this for 5 years, it was a big blocker for many of my projects.

    This library may not look like much, but it solves a very recurring pattern in a simple way.

  4. Please read this important thread about the Common Lisp community. Thank you!

    (edit, 23 september 2018: Edited the "Learn Even More" and "this important thread" links in-place to start 8 tweets down at the most important part instead of at the beginning which is also important but much less captivating.)

  5. Added the PSA above. If I don't escalate this outside of twitter, who will?!

    It took me more than a decade of being relentlessly targetted by Zach Beane the sociopath to uncover this important information, so I might as well share it a bit more prominently. I unfortunately don't have the resources to expose him more completely than this at this time. My apologies.

  6. Now all my sites are mobile-friendly! (3 months well spent!)

    (On desktop, you can just resize the window narrow to test.
     Or better yet, use Chrome or Firefox and press F12, then go into "device mode".)